Deus Ex Machina never solved anything

Divine intervention with a twist of lime

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So since I’m working tomorrow and unlikely to attend my cousins 18th, apparently mum is going to get blacklisted or some shit by the family.

Can you just like…not?

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deanleysen:

coffee-and-yoga:

hanari-502:


not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked

Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude

I like this.

Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu DudeAnd this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)

deanleysen:

coffee-and-yoga:

hanari-502:

not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked

Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude

I like this.

Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude

And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)

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Didn’t get to play my Tryndamere inspired and essentially copied barbarian in Dungeons and Dragons this week. Only have to wait till Tuesday.

Gonna cleave some bitches.

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

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lilpocketwolx:

geekishchic:

It’s not the biggest collection in the world, and the rarest game he has tops out at around $600, a far cry from the thousands of dollars some rare games are reported to be worth.

So what makes his collection so special? It’s all about the aesthetics, dude. Norton’s 5,200-game collection is meticulously alphabetized and displayed so everyone can enjoy it in all its spectacular glory. “I suppose I’d have to consider myself a Nintendo fanboy. I grew up in the 1980s. Nintendo and Mario was everywhere, there was no escaping it,” Norton recalled. “From Sunday morning cartoons, cereal, underwear, bed sheets and lunch boxes.

Nintendo makes fantastic games and has enduring franchises. It is without a doubt my favorite company.” “I’ve acquired a ton of games, but I don’t feel like I’ve spent a ton. Most people don’t realize that many of these classic games can be found for $1 - $4 each,” he dished. “It’s all about finding the right deal at the right time. Hunting out your local area. Finding extras games for cheap and trading online.

To me collecting has become a fun game in and of itself.” “I’d say I have most of the rare games for most systems,” he went on to say. “To be honest it may be easier to mention the hard-to-find games I don’t have.

For the NES I own a complete licensed set, except for the very hard-to-find Stadium Events. My Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64 and Gamecube sets are complete as well, except for the two mail-order Super Nintendo competition carts. I also own a complete set for Virtual Boy, Sega Game Gear and Sega 32x. I’m working on finishing up my Sega Master System, Game Boy and Game Boy Color sets.” X

#all of the consoles

I got the chills from this, I tip my hat to you good sir

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